Wankey

me: hey dee!
you back?
Sent at 7:25 PM on Sunday
Deirdre: im not baby
im sad here . and i didn't hear from you again
me: sorry...been really busy
and i didnt understand why you wanted US dollars when you were in the UK
dont they use punds?
pounds
Deirdre: they use pounds
me: why do you need dollars then?

Deirdre: they have invited the Interpol already and have been giving till tommorow to pay the bills
or they will detain me in Custody ,
me: why do you need dollars?
Deirdre: can you help me with 1 thousand pounds
me: Interpol would never get involved in UK/Ireland affairs you fucking stupid prick
Deirdre: before tommorow
the bills is being listed in pounds and dollars
i mean it
me: Dee why cant you speak English properly?
Deirdre: THE METROPOLITAN POLICE
ok
me: you just said interpol
Deirdre: im sad and bored .

me: make up you're mind about your story
Deirdre: i am not allowed to get out of the hotel and my passport as been seized
me: your foolling no one
Deirdre: im not lying to you
me: Really...oh ok
Deirdre: Amy im just confused .
can you call me
me: yeh gimme a number to conatct you on
Deirdre: on the hotel phone .
me: go on
i need a number]
im worried about you you cu nt

Deirdre: (447031924352 )just tell anyone that picks the call that you want to talk to Dee room 112
ok
me: ill ring soon
you baldy twat
Deirdre: and i need 1,000 pounds.
me: i thought it was dollars?
Why dont you go to the embassy
Deirdre: can you do it for me today plx
i am not allowed
me: why?
where are you from?

Deirdre: my passport as been seized
by the hotel
me: where are you from?
Deirdre: UK
why are you asking that .
me: why would the hotel seize your passport if you were a UK citizen
too many loopholes in this story you fucking spa
Deirdre: because they feel i will run away
thehotel mangement is not taking it cool with me
me: have they hit you?
Deirdre: nd i forget my wallet in the taxi , i have the sum of 3500gbp on my wallet

me: listen ill try to get 5000 wired to you
what account do i wire it to?
Deirdre: they are just threatning me and we have been on logger head
me: you have been on logger head
right
where is that?
Deirdre: well i would like you to send it to the Hotel Secretary information .
via western union money transfer .
ok
me: Deirdre are you a man or a woman
Deirdre: it is faster and secure and i can be out of here by tommorow
you are funny Amy
me: so are you deirdre
Deirdre: are you doubting me ?
me: no not at all
you big shit
are you a man or a woman
Deirdre: why are you embarassing me
me: answer me or no money
man or woman?
Deirdre: i feel dissapointed that you are talking to me this way .
im a man
c'mon

me: whats your name?
Deirdre: what's wrong
me: hahaaaaa
Deirdre: deirdre farrell
me: deirdre farrell the man form the Uk yeah?
Deirdre: if you want to help me i would appreciate and i would get the money back to you once im out of here
me: are you well-hung Deirdre?
Deirdre: yeah i am
me: seriously?
Deirdre: can i give you the hotel info ?
me: how well-hung you are warrants how much money you will get from me?

Deirdre: i have up till tommorow to get myself out of this shit.
me: so....
how long have you been a man?
Deirdre: well im tired of your questions
me: if i gave you the money do you think you could find it in you to love me
i am very lonely
Deirdre: i have just few minutes to talk to you Amy
yeah of course
i would appreciate it alot
me: you would love me?
really?

Deirdre: my safety depends on when you send the money .
me: i am incredibly overweight
Deirdre: yes of course
me: you must know this before you promise to love me
Deirdre: i mean it ,
i would even take you with my boat to Austria ....
i promise sweetie .
me: wow
ok
i cangt wait
a boat to austria
a landlocked country
i love you deirdre
the monmey is on its way tomorrow
i promise
Deirdre: i just want the hotel bills offset by tommorow morning , before the metropolitan police get involve .
i can't wait either .
okay my love
i love you too Amy
here is the hotel secretary info to send the money via western union .
me: go on
quickly
Deirdre: Last Name : Simon

First Name : Terry .

Address : 23 king edward road , Hackney London UK e96 sl.
me: i cant wait to hold you
Who's Terry Simon
DEirdre please dont lie to me
im very fat and fragile
Deirdre: how much will you send ? and nce you send it email me the western union details
i can't wait to cuddle you around my arms
the hotel secretary
i can't have the money pick upmyself .
i can't lie to you Amy .
me: 5000 pounds i promise me love
i hope you're handsome
are you gay?
oh you rgone....
youve left me like everyone else has

Deirdre: hi Amy
sys froze
are you there ?
me: ys
my love
why are they allowing you internet access?
Deirdre: i got your offlines and i promise baby i will never leave you .
i am allowed to internet but not to food
me: water?

Deirdre: yes
so Amy i would like you to email me early tommorow morning onc you send the moeny to the hotel secretary information .
me: no problem my love
Deirdre: so i can give the western union details to the hotel secretary to have it pick up, and let me know the amount you are sending
ok
and i would hope to meet you as soon as possible , ok
Sent at 7:56 PM on Sunday
me: asap
cant wait to kiss u and stuff
i have soe hair on my face due to my obesity
i hope u dont mind

Deirdre: hi amy
me: hi lover
Deirdre: have been waiting to hear from you ,
i fel sad love
me: ?
Deirdre: im waiting to hear from you ,
me: are u not incustody yet
you fuck
Deirdre: the metropolitan police was here today and i was taking there
me: but they gave u internet access
Deirdre: i had to plead that i would raise it in 12 hrs
me: what exactly have you done wrong?

Deirdre: yeah im back in the hotel ,
i was giving 12 hrs ,
me: and the hotel for free
Deirdre: i did nothing
i am usng the internet to talk to you .
the hotel is not for free ,
me: why do the police want you
Deirdre: if you don't want to help me out of this siutuation then i feel you don't care for me ,
i lost my wallet in the taxi
i just get into this shit , and i feel so sad here .
me: why cant your parents help you?
Deirdre: i don't have there phone # offhand
ok
baby i would refund the money back to you
i love you Amy
me: why cant you ring your house?
i wa talking to your mum today in Dunnes
Deirdre: i am not with my phone here baby
i do not have the number offhead ,
i don't wamt pressure on my family , i belive it is something i can handle ,
me: i see
Deirdre: ok
are you helping me or not ?
me: but ur ma said to me today that it was grand
she'd help you out no bother
Deirdre ...
the truth is.....
Deirdre: my safety depends on when you get here .
me: ....i have no money
but i have a big heart for you
and a big body
Deirdre: i love you Amy
even without money .
when i get out of this shit i hope to meet you soon
okay so we can talk my love
me: definitely deirdre you blonde haired little pixie
Deirdre: lol
how is your day going?
are you missing me ...
me: this is WEIRD

Deirdre: what?
WEIRD
?
Amy i feel dissapointed in you .
me: why?
its weird that i have fallen in love with someone i have never met
Deirdre: i am asking you for a help that would be refunded in 24 hrs
i would get your money back to you .
me: i suppose its not that weird consdering im terribly obese and emotionally unhinged
Deirdre: i just need to get out of here .
im sad here baby
i don't want this situation to get to my praents , if you can help me , i don't mind paying you back with an interest to get out of here today
me: you rmum knows
i was talking to her in dunnes
by the bagged lettuce
Deirdre: ok
well can you do it for me ?
or you call mom and give her that information
me: ring ye rma u twat
Deirdre: im not asking her
and im not talking to anyone
im dissapointed in you amy

me: disappointed?
Brecause i ate that box of french fancies earflier?
how didi u know that?
can u run away from thotel?
Deirdre: I CAN'T
YOU ARE NOT CARING TO ME
me: hahahaaaaaaaa
listen do u want me to ring u?
bear in mind i have a deep voice due to excess fat pressing down on my larynx
Deirdre: IF YOU LOVE ME , GO TO A WESTERN UNION AND SEND 1,650 GBP ON THE HOTEL SECRETARY NAME
SO I CAN BE OUT OF HERE

me: stop shouting i cant take this!
I hav eno money
i spent it all in Aldo's
Deirdre: then fuck off
im not special to you .
you told me that you will send 5,000gbp today morning
me: i wanted you to love me
you conned me for money
i conned you for love
we both leave hurt
wow
its like a film
Deirdre: and you didn''t email me
so bye if you can't help me .

me: and with that our love floated away like a shiny red balloon that escaped the loose grasp of a child
Deirdre: if you do so you should have get me out of this shit .
i am giving 12 hrs .
what a fuck .
me: u said 12 hours yesterday
u re lying to me my love
i am sad